Thursday, January 19, 2006

Be back Saturday...


This was stolen from Bulb and Lori who stole it from Cheryl, and she stole it from Steve who lifted it from Le Laquet who copied it from I-don't-know-who who died of heart condition.


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Laila!

  1. California is the biggest exporter of Laila in the world.
  2. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Laila!
  3. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Laila!
  4. The only planet that rotates on its side is Laila.
  5. When Laila is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  6. If you cut Laila in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  7. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Laila.
  8. During World War II, Americans tried to train Laila to drop bombs.
  9. If you kiss Laila for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  10. The first Laila was made in 1853, and had no pedals.

8 comments:

  1. Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cédric!
    The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only cédric.
    The first cédric was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
    Banging your head against cédric uses 150 calories an hour!
    US gold coins used to say 'In cédric we trust'.
    The only planet that rotates on its side is cédric!
    The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal cédric!
    If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have cédric for the rest of the day.
    In Vermont, the ratio of cows to cédric is 10:1!
    In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, cédric is the victim!
    Cédric can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!

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  2. Cédric can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!

    That was really "Cédric", wasn't it??? COOL COOL COOL... Thanks for stopping by!!!

    Peace&Love

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  3. Okay...I'll be back Saturday.

    Hugs and several kisses...(need to burn the calories!)

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  4. Banging your head against cédric uses 150 calories an hour but if you kiss Laila for one minute you will burn six or seven calories thats at least 360 calories an hour no wonder the eskimos have over 50 words for you.

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  5. See you Saturday sugar pie honey bunches of o’s. I love the way you introduced this…you are unique in spirit and thought. Xxx, Lori

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  6. Is it Saturday in Brazil yet? Four minutes to go up here.
    I'm waiting in line like a Potter fan for book number seven!

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  7. according to number 1, I'm going to have to take a trip over to cali...

    and number 6 sounds terribly interesting!

    how did number 8 ever turn out, by the way?

    and number 9 is a proven fact, for sure!

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  8. I guess, Sarah, that that is true about California. Hollywood stars are mostly millionaires because they grow LAILA in the back of their mansions!

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