1. Burden Studios present: CHARACTERS THAT LAILA WOULD PLAY ON A MOVIE - I'd die to play this woman called Mary Mallon - the "Typhoid Mary";
2. Hate, loathe, despise blogs written with only x-small font sizes. Die all good eye-sight bloggers. Besides that, while clicking on the navigate blogger bar, I sometimes run into some blogspots filled with naked people exercising their bodies in a very strange way. Don't they know there are kids, like me, blogging too?
3. Le Parkour is a much older sport than many people might think. It's been widely practiced by Brazilian street drug dealers since late 70's. Their techniques have reached the most advanced formats since they train every time cops catch them red-handed.
4. I hate vegetarians (nothing personal, Rain). I hate these folks so bad that I would eat them if I were cannibal.
5. Maybe it's just me but I don't see the point at pressing or ironing clothes.
6. Mr Bush was in town a few weeks ago. By town I mean 'in the country'. Yeah, the president of the US came to Brazil. There were several protests against his visit and against his international affairs. It was a huge thing. I wish international news had paid more attention to the protesters. 7. Can anyone actually die overdosed by soy milk with apple flavor?
8. While some individuals think I am going insane, I believe that I am not missing anything for not having a whole lot of time left to sleep, go to the movies, read my favorite books or even have some possible checkups. No. I am not getting mad though.
9. I'm gonna sign up for that MTV show called MADE. Man, I love that show. I want them to turn me into a person.
10. I've recently found out about Britney Spears going bald, doing drugs, acting all weird in front of cameras and stuff. I haven't had much time to catch up with those celebrities' latests. IMHO (In my hardcore opinion), she can kiss my fat blue ass. She can do whatever the f*ck she wants. I don't give a damn whether she's partying hard, going bald, getting tatoos, or she's not mothering properly her two babies... Leave the bitch alone. She's got a family who could offer her the right support she might need, hasn't she? Meanwhile, my legs hurt, my eyes get lazy, my stomach burns, my back bends, my mouth foams... I need vacation already.
IT seems to me that I have learned so much about this is post...
ReplyDeleteIn fact I learned:
a) to make sure if the two of us are ever stranded on an island together that I have a large supply of food, or sleep really lightly
b) you share my wrinkled-clothes preference
c) your ass is blue
none of these things I would have known had you not made this post...
now I know when you visit us in Canada sometime to look for the blue-assed, cannibal in wrinkled clothes!!
yay!
I, too, loathe an illegible blog.
ReplyDeleteI loathe blog-porn even more.
They both rate right up there with ironing clothes.
But, Laila? What is it about vegetarians that you hate? I don't hate them -- they intrigue me, and interest me, but as long as I have these pointy teeth, I will not give up eating flesh!
Bush, schmush. He can bite my butt, that tyrant can!
WHERE does one GET apple flavored soy milk, and is that not a beverage for protein-starved vegetarians??
I don't do MTV or Ms Spears.
I'd like to see you play Mary Queen of Scots :-)
I don't know what Le Parkour is -- did I get that right? My eyesight is going blurry. It's not your font. It's the vodka :-)
Why do you hate vegetarians?
ReplyDeleteAs long as I have these pointy teeth, I intend to use them to eat flesh. But I'm curious -- why do you hate them?
Oops, Ron, I forgot to reply you on this...
ReplyDeleteyeah, my ass is sort of bluish and it gets purple when the weather changes abruptly! I used to be teased at school because of this abnormality. Back then, there weren't many B.A.A. meetings (anonymous Blue Asses)
ditto on the spears stuff. shes rich, shes famous...she can handle it or screw it if she wants. while millions die in Africa.
ReplyDeletegreat angst-piece, laila, especially the last bit! :-)